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Українська народна казка «Козаки і смерть». E-mail
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10.03.2011 01:21

Ішло якось два козаки вільним степом, надибали дерево та й сіли віддихнути в холодку. Один на бандурці пограває, а другий слухає .

        Коли се один і каже:

        — Ой, братіку, біда! Смерть іде! (А воно, бачите, в степу так здалека усе видно!).

        — Ну, то що? — каже той.

        — Та вона ж нас постинає! Тікаймо!

        — Е ні, брате, не подоба козакам утікати, навіть од смерті! Та й спека он яка чортяча, не дуже то й підбіжиш! Будем уже сидіть. Раз мати на світ родила, раз і помирати!

        — Чи так, то й так!

        

Сидять козаки. Надійшла смерть до них та й каже:

        — Оце й добре, що я вас, волоцюг, спіткала. Годі вам гуляти та розкошувати, у шовкових жупанах ходити та мед-вино пити, ось я вас із світа зжену, косою голови постинаю!

        — Стинай, — каже один козак, — на те твоя сила й воля! Тільки дай мені, милостива пані, перед смертю люльки покурити!

        — Ну,— каже смерть,— коли ти мене милостивою панею назвав, то вже кури собі!

       

Вийняв козак свою люльку та як закурив! А тютюн добрячий був в нього, міцний, — як пійшов од його дух та дим, то смерть аж набік одійшла.

        — Оце,— каже смерть,— який поганий дух! Як се ти таку погань куриш!

        — Та що ж,— каже козак,— так мені сужено!

        Як розійшовся дим та дух, смерть знов приступила:

        — Ну,— каже,— покурив, тепер я вас обох постинаю!

        — Стривай, милостива пані, дай і мені пільгу! — каже раптом другий козак. — Дозволь мені перед смертю табаки понюхати!

— Нюхай, — каже смерть, — та знай мою добрість.

 

Вийняв той другий козак ріжка, бере собі понюшку, а сам думає, як би йому призвести смерть, щоб вона понюхала!.. Нюхнув на один бік, нюхнув на другий, крекнув, бо табака була добре заправлена: там до неї було й чемериці, й тургуну, й перцю додано для моці, щоб у носі крутило.

        — А що ж воно, добре? — пита в нього смерть.

        — Та як кому! — каже козак.

        — Ану, дай спробувати! — просить смерть.

        — На, милостива пані!

        Як нюхнула смерть, як закрутить їй у носі, як чхне вона — аж косу впустила!

        — Цур же йому,— каже,— яке погане! Ще поганіше, ніж той дим! І як се ти таке паскудство вживаєш?!

        — Отак як бачиш! — каже козак.— Приймаю муку цілий вік, бо так уже мені пороблено чи наслано, Бог його зна! Мушу терпіти це все життя...

        — А! — каже смерть, — коли так, не буду ж я вас косою стинати! То не штука — вмерти, а от ти чхай ще 50 літ!

       

Отаким чином і визволилися козаки від наглої смерті.


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