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Українська народна казка «Як мужик пана дурив». E-mail
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11.03.2011 12:47

Іде якось собі чоловік з сокирою, а бариня оце сидить під вікном і бачить його.

        — Чим ти,— пита бариня,— мужик, занімаєшся?

        — То де діжку,— відповідає їй,— наб'ю, де дров нарубаю.

        — Наймись до мене.

        — Та й найміть.

        — Ось бери набий мені цю бочку,— каже йому бариня і дає уперед гроші.

        Він узяв ту бочку порубав, у круг на дрова склав та й пішов собі.

       

Приїздить додому пан, побачив ту бочку.

        — Що се,— пита,— таке?

        — Та се, душенько, мужик надув.

        — От я запряжу тройку коней, так я його дожену.

 

Побіг пан скоро і догнав того мужика. А мужик побачив його та й став у гречці під дубом, наче сам держить того дуба. Пан і питає його:

- Ти не бачив, не йшов тут мужик з сокирою?»

— Ні,— каже мужик,— бачив.

        — А що, я його дожену?

        — Ні, ви, пане, не доженете; якби я, то я б вашими кіньми його догнав.

        — Так бери коні, та й дожени його.

        — Давайте мені за це сто рублів та постійте, оцього дуба подержте.

 

Пан згодився, дав гроші, став під дуба, аж пнеться та держить його, а того чоловіка і слиху нема. Пан думає собі: «Обманив, сякий-такий! Постій же, я тобі гречку витолочу, скину дуба».

 

Одскочив з-під того дуба: «От-от упаде!», а дуб навіть і не зворухнеться. «А надув! Вернусь, ще возьму тройку коней, я його дожену». Так і зробив. Наздоганя пан того чоловіка вже на другій тройці.

        — Чи не бачив ти,— пита,— тут такого-то чоловіка?

        — Ні,— каже знов мужик,— бачив.

        — Що ж, я його дожену?

        — Ні, ви не доженете, а от якби я вашими кіньми, то б обов`язково догнав.

        — Так бери та дожени його.

        — Ніколи, пане, не можу - треба солов'я стерегти.

 

А мужик як ото забачив пана, одразу накрив «золото» шапкою та й стоїть.

        — На тобі, - каже пан, - сто рублів, біжи дожени його, а я твого солов'я сам постережу.

 

Узяв той мужик знов і коні, і гроші, тільки його і бачили. А пан ждав, ждав та: «Надув і цей! От я йому дам». Як учеше кулаком по шапці... «Тьху!» Вернувсь знов додому, взяв ще одного коня, знов наздоганяє мужика, а він у дупло вліз та й виглядає відтіля.

 

— Чи ти не бачив,— питає пан,— тут такого-то чоловіка?

        — Бачив,— каже.

        — Що ж, я його дожену?

— Ні, пане, не наздоженете. Якби я вашим конем, я б догнав, треба ось у дуплі сидіти.

        — Дожени,— каже пан мужику,— я тобі заплачу і у дуплі за тебе посижу.

Так і зробили. Поліз пан у дупло, а чоловік на коня та й подавсь. А пан сидів, сидів у дуплі та там і пропав.


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